Your vagina shouldn’t smell like a carcus.

NOW..I haven’t dated a woman since George Bush was president, but I KNOW that the lower part of a woman’s body should not smell like toe jam and chitlins. Sweetie. The vagina is not supposed to smell like that! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”  

 Here’s some wonderful tips from moi. lol

  1. KEEP SOAP/PUSSY SPRAY OUT OF YOUR VAG! The vagina is a self cleaning organ. All of that summer’s eve is not necessary. Posting all of those pictures of pussy spray and shit? That shit throws off your PH balance and makes your roadkill smelling kitty kat smells worse, ma.
  2. DRINK WATER. I get so upset when I see ADULTS saying “Water is nasty.” BISH WHET?! Lol. Water is essential to life, you nasty tramp. Most of you look like you drink tequila and henny all day.
  3. PINEAPPLES DOES NOT CLEAN YOUR PUHHHHH. Stop thinking that eating those diced pineapples will cancel out that musty catnip smell.
  4. Wear cotton lined panties.
  5. Sleeping with numerous men w/ zero protection throws a funky smell down there as well, sweetie. GROSS.
  6. I’m sure some of you hoes don’t even do this but, YOU NEED TO WIPE FRONT TO BACK. Why would you put particles from your ass towards something as sacred and sensitive as the vagina? Ew.
  7. I can go on and on, but you can SHOULD KNOW information like this. The fact that I took the time to type and tell you this is sad. But I know some folks with stinky kitties, but that’s none of my business. ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš  YOU DON’T WANT TO BE CALLED COONSNAPS. Take care of your body! Lol. ๐Ÿ™‚

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